Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. (Ernestine Ulmer)

Research tells us 14 out of any 10 individuals likes chocolate. (Sandra Boynton)

Vegetables are a must on a diet.
I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. (Jim Davis)

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.
It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. (Judith Olney)

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands.
Then eat just one of the pieces. (Judith Viorst)

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having
a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. (Jim Fiebig)

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly. (Author Unknown)

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people,
promptly announces she never did care for pie. (Tenneva Jordan)

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