lovin words on men in cars...
with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if
you asked directions somewhere?
Erma Bombeck, When You Look Like Your Passport Picture,
Men dont ask
directions. They just get lost.
Dr. Ruth says we
women should tell our men how to make love to us. M-m-m-m.
My boyfriend goes nuts if I tell him how to drive.
(Pam Stone, Glibquips, 1994)
My ancestors wandered
lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in
biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
(Elayne Boosler, Time, 1990)
(Source: The New Beacon Book of Quotations by Women,