At JWoman Air we employ an army of women worldwide who are at home bringing up their children. These women sign in to work during their children's naptimes, etc. With so many employees in so many time zones you never have to wait more than three minutes to speak to a live person. Just state your preferred language and you will be connected with a woman who can 'speak your language' in every sense of the word. You will be quoted one price only. There are no added taxes or costs at JWoman Air. Get the reservations done quickly and you'll have time to chat about travel tips, recipes, the latest fashions, your favorite book -- whatever strikes both your fancies. P.S. If you do wait longer than three minutes to speak to an operator your flight is free, no questions asked.

As passengers board any of our JWoman aircraft, they would automatically receive a complimentary packet containing essentials to keep their body healthy and well groomed en route -- lip balm, a small bottle of moisturizer, a bottle of purified water, a travel toothbrush combined with mini toothpaste and a pair of disposable tweezers (Ask any beauty maven. She'll tell you that the light in airline washrooms is ideal for plucking your eyebrows).

It's first class and equality all the way! Every seat on the JWoman aircraft would have equal legroom and all seats would be completely reclinable. Any passenger who wanted to nap could request one of our freshly laundered mini duvets, a mini feather pillow and a sleepmask scented with lavender to inspire sleep.

It's a fact that men generally have bigger arms than women. It's also a fact that on all other airlines men (without malice) generally monopolize the arm rests leaving women with their arms tucked by their sides. On JWAir flights the arm rests belong to each and every passenger. Two smaller female arms fit easily on one armrest and when they don't we have a 'sharing' rule that, of course, everybody follows.

Once a JWoman Air flight reaches cruising altitude, the pilot would welcome the passengers onboard and she would chat about their destination -- offering her female friendly hints about hotels, great shopping and restaurants where a solo traveller could dine without hassles.

JWoman Air would offer frequent seat sales for destinations with great shopping opportunities. For example, bargain hunters know that Harrods in London, England holds a mega store-wide clearance each January. In order for travellin' women to be able to take advantage of these great shopping opportunities, all fares for JWoman flights to Heathrow Airport would be reduced at that time of the year. And, instead of two suitcases per person, every woman would be allowed three to carry all their wonderful new goodies home. How's that for female-friendliness?