Women Ran an Airline...
babies and inflight spa...
a baby or young child cries on any of our flights, specially
trained nurses would come by to relieve mom and take the child
to the JWoman Air inflight nursery. In this way, the
toddler is soothed, fed, and amused by experts, passengers are
not disturbed by the baby's fretting and Journeymom can relax
knowing that her Journeybabe is being very well taken care of.
Executives might want
to take advantage of the JWoman Air Spa Center. Preparing
for a business trip while juggling other familial responsibilities
can be very hectic. Often there isn't enough time to have
your hair cut or your toenails painted prior to departure.
At JWoman Air we would remove every bit of that stress.
Our in-flight spa would offer passengers every imaginable
service and payment would be stress-free as well.
JWoman Air would accept the currencies from any
country you've ever travelled to as well as travellers cheques,
credit cards and JWoman Air
frequent flyer points.
At JWoman Air we
needn't serve the same type of meals to all our passengers,
nor would serving times be the same for each person aboard.
Instead, prior to flying, we would allow passengers to pick
their own meal times and food choices from our jwomanair.com
website. What will it be? Vegetarian, Kosher, Asian stirfry
or salade bar? Simply log on, key in your flight number, food
choice and time of service and it would be taken care of by
our inflight kitchen staff. And, if
JWoman Air ever made a mistake with your order,
your next flight would be free.
correct duty free...
airplane scheduled for overseas flight would be equipped with
a separate duty-free shopping area complete with dressing
rooms. This is where our female passengers would be able to
purchase their culturally correct clothing. Going to India?
They might want to purchase a salwar-kameez or an elegant
sari. Heading for Israel? They'll need to cover their head
at the sacred Western Wall and JWoman Air would show
them how to do it with flare.
course, when you fly with JWoman
Air you can expect that movies will be shown on all flights
of three hours or more. And, each of the films screened would
have to pass very stringent criteria. It should be a film
that husbands, boyfriends or pals refused to see because of
it's "girl" content and it must be a film that will
make women cry at least once during the screening. It needn't
have a great script but the leading man should be very lovely
to look at, and romantic themes that end well are a must.
As a bonus, generous helpings of lo-fat popcorn will be served
throughout the screenings. Need a refill? No problem, one
only has to push the call button and a flight attendant will
be there instantly.
once the plane touches down at its destination, JWoman
Air would eliminate all possible airport hassles. As passengers
made their way to the baggage area, each would be met by a
fabulously lovely baggage attendant. Point out your luggage,
he will lift it off the conveyor belt. Hand him your passport
and he will see you through customs. Once outside, he will
hail a cab, load your luggage into the trunk, give you a big
hug, wish you a happy trip and send you on your way.
God bless JWoman Air!
Ed. note: Wondering what
JWoman Air would do about
misdirected luggage? That's easy. If your bags don't arrive
when they should, simply fill out the customary form and then
collect a small survival kit from the JWoman kiosk at the
airport. Designed to make you feel better it will contain
a roomy T-shirt for sleeping in, a steamy romance novel, a
lavender scented candle to soothe your spirit and a few decadent
chocolate bars -- just because. Now, stop worrying. JWoman
Air has never, ever lost a bag!
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